Wednesday, October 14, 2009

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You know what?

Fuck winter.

Fuck all the people going "yaaaaay, snow!" like it is a good thing.

Snow, aside from looking nice (which is still up for debate) serves absolutely no purpose to me. It gets in the way, it ruins things and it makes me feel confined.

A large part is that there is a motorcycle now sitting in the garage that is completely useless for six months and the thought bothers the fuck out of me. It didn't really last year, but it sure does now.

I don't really mind cooler temperatures. In fact I often welcome them, but that's about it.

So fuck winter.

get ready for months of people driving like morons. Yeah, I know they always do, but add a little snow into the mix and THE WHOLE WORLD GOES MENTAL on a level never seen before.

Fucks.

8 Comments:

Blogger Tracy said...

yay snow! I love it most when I can sit inside and not have to deal with it.

1:34 p.m.  
Blogger Stephanie said...

I've been a snow hater ever since I moved to Canada 16 years ago. It's excessively cold. It looks gross unless untouched. It gets in the way of EVERYTHING. It's a bitch to drive in. Everything else Danny said and then some.

It doesn't make me feel any more cozy than rain, so what's the point.

This is why I want to live on the west coast somewhere. Northern west coast.

You remind me of a surfer. Off season depression.

I am not making fun! (Okay, maybe a tiny bit, but I understand.)


Anyway, I second your sentiment.

3:45 p.m.  
Blogger Geoff said...

Fuck, I love winter.

I just think the million some other people I have to share it with kind of spoils it.

I had a flashback to driving home from Drayton a few years back during a blizzard. It was scary as fuck, but on the stretches of highway where things cleared off for a bit and there were no cars, I found I enjoyed myself enormously.

5:40 p.m.  
Blogger Trevor said...

Its CANADA there's snow on the ground 8 months of the year. Go move to Phoenix with your wife. Or better yet go to Hawaii and complain about how its hot.

Your negativity worries me.

10:59 p.m.  
Blogger D. said...

Trevor, YOUR STUPIDITY worries me.

I was born in and have lived in Canada most of my life. I know about snow.

I don't recall ever mentioning wanting to move or go live somewhere hot. And If I did it sure as fuck wouldn't be those places.

All I was trying to say in my own rage filled way (I actually wasn't even raging, just felt like swearing) is that snow does nothing for me. I don't snowboard or ski or snowmobile. It serves no purpose.

I don't know what is so negative about me not having a boner for this useless white shit like everyone else seems to.

I don't even really hate winter...all it is to me now is 6-8 months of waiting for something better. That's all. Nothing more and nothing less.

Good day SIR.

ps. I don't believe in marriage and therefore don't have a wife. Get real.

6:37 a.m.  
Blogger Tracy said...

haha....hahahaha you guys...

11:28 a.m.  
Blogger Trevor said...

Yeah, i know. I feel that way most of the time about winter. I was just getting angry for the sake of argument.

I hear ya about the bike, i just shoved mine in the corner of the garage, once its in the corner it doesn't come out till spring :(

5:27 p.m.  
Blogger Stephanie said...

hahahaha..."Good day SIR."

Fuck Arizona (and every other dry hot state). DOUBLE FUCK Arizona, even. My oldest sister lives there. I am pretty sure she is out of her mind looney toons.

8:35 p.m.  

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