Thursday, June 15, 2006

Nonsense update (with pics!)



Dear women,

Why do you talk so much?

PS. shut up.

I guess "women" could be changed to "humans" but really it seems as though women just really enjoy the sound of their own voice. I don't really need a fucking running commentary on what it is you're doing or thinking. So shut the fuck up.

Note: related to the women I work with. But hey... if the shoe fits!

In other news the Oilers pulled off a overtime win last night and so they force a game six back here in Edmonton on Saturday. Pretty impressive. If they make it to game seven I will extremely happy...And if they win...Well...Shit, bitches.

In other news Version 2.0:



The DS Lite is the greatest invention of all time. Even better than the chainsaw. I should do a little write up for Nintopia, but I am a lazy fucker. Trevor, post Raine's reviews you lazy bastard.

Christ. Two pictures of my bitch ass in one post is enough to last a very, very, very long time. Better balance it out.



Drunken sluts, I salute you.

Goodbye for now. I've been D.

17 Comments:

Blogger D. said...

Nothing wrong with hoping they won't though, is there?

doesn't matter. They played amazing hockey to get where they are, so fuck you and all you pricks!

12:43 p.m.  
Blogger Geoff said...

Fuck D, you still have me beat for the Solid Snake mullet.

1:54 a.m.  
Blogger Stephanie said...

He doesn't have a mullet!

12:59 p.m.  
Blogger Stephanie said...

He doesn't have a mullet!

12:59 p.m.  
Blogger Geoff said...

Neither does Solid Snake.

But we still call it the Solid Snake Mullet.

5:36 p.m.  
Blogger Trevor said...

Hahahha ditto on the voice box thing, especially 13yr old that use Omg its was like the best time ever it rulz. Fuck that’s annoying.

The Oilers will win and Carolina is going the fuck down, Christ that game was intense, nothing like pulling it off in the last second.

Also Mullets are fucking stupid. Yeah I said it.

10:22 p.m.  
Blogger Stephanie said...

Mullets are just plain strange.

Who is Solid Snake?

I'd say a mullet is the only haircut I'd ever dump a guy over, but that'd be a lie. Yeah, I hate 'em, but...it's just hair, so, really, who cares?

ANYWAY. I am also glad you haven't cut it yet. Keep it until CHRISTMAS. Oh my. Do you think you could handle it?!!?

I wonder how long it could grow...

3:04 a.m.  
Blogger Stephanie said...

Oh, and young kid voices, PERIOD are annoying as shit.

I'd officially probably be a horrible mom. :(

3:05 a.m.  
Blogger Stephanie said...

Aww :)

10:22 a.m.  
Blogger Trevor said...

Solid Snake, is the bad ass guy form the Konami video game Metal Gear Solid. I’m not really sure why its called a solid snake mullet cause its not really. It’s more long and messy. An actually mullet, is stupidest hairdo ever period. You’re just asking for someone to hit you.

“but...it's just hair, so, really, who cares?”

I don’t know about that, next to eyes hair is probably the next most attractive part, on females anyways. I don’t care how hot you are, if you’re a women with a mullet, hahahhahah… its just wrong period.

“Oh, and young kid voices, PERIOD are annoying as shit.”

Ditto on that one, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve imagined the old baseball bat smashing a skull. Especially at hockey games, put down the fucking cell phone, stop texting your friend on the other side of the arena and watch the game.

Omg Omg I am teh best

11:03 p.m.  
Blogger Stephanie said...

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

DO NOT

get me started on all of that "teh" stuff.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.

So damned annoying.

One of my biggest pet peeves ever.

It's not funny.
It's not clever.
It's not badass.

It is just plain stupid and ignorant sounding/looking.

1:04 a.m.  
Blogger D. said...

"It is just plain stupid and ignorant sounding/looking."

and that is the point. Congratulations.

Yeah, a solid snake mullet is just messy/long hair that is slightly longer at the back than it is at the front. and yes he's a badass character.

8:06 a.m.  
Blogger Stephanie said...

and that is the point. Congratulations.

Is that seriously the point?

4:22 p.m.  
Blogger Geoff said...

Some people get their jollies off just by being annoying and retarded, what can I say?

Other than certain some people had a jackass for a father and a mosquito for a mother.

1:23 a.m.  
Blogger D. said...

"Is that seriously the point?"

yeah, pretty much.

"teh" is used when mocking someone who is extrememly annoying and/or stupid. So yeah. That is entirely the point, I'd say.

I don't know how the hell anyone could think it is "badass" though. Weirdo.

8:10 a.m.  
Blogger Stephanie said...

You guys must not have stoner computer geek friends who use it and think they're cool.

It's right up there on my list with w00t. Which I also don't get.

12:17 p.m.  
Blogger Stephanie said...

Also über.

12:18 p.m.  

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