NOT WITHOUT MY ANUS
hey guys, guess who's getting Colonoscopy!? THIS GUY!
I'll spare you most the gory details and make it short.
You may or may not remember/be aware that I have some BOWEL ISSUES that can really bother me from time to time.
I had an appointment with a specialist today (thanks to my doctor after a year of waiting and forgetting) and after a bunch of questions and discussion and he giving me the choice of:
leaving it be, trying to change my diet slightly and see how it goes
or
Get the test, get some answers/clarity and have the "ammunition" to really make changes if need be.
So we discussed it a bit and me liking aspects of both sides, really didn't know what to settle on, so he eventually said he'd make the choice for me and that I should get the test.
Obviously, nobody wants four feet of ANYTHING shoved up their ass into their intestine, but hey he made a pretty good case for it, and truly, I've had these issues for a decent amount of time now (on and off) and to save myself anymore "what the fuck? this can't be right" feelings, I guess it makes sense.
I'm not even that worked up/grossed out about it, strangely.
I guess I get knocked the fuck out and he has his way with me (wouldn't be the first time a man did that to me, EH GUYS!!!?!" for around 15 minutes and then I "recover" for an hour before someone has to drive me home, while I'm still high as shit.
Then I get a night off work, so whatever.
Anyway, that's my post for the day. I can't wait to drink 4 liters of laxative the night before and shit my brains out.
How delightfully CLEANSING
I'll spare you most the gory details and make it short.
You may or may not remember/be aware that I have some BOWEL ISSUES that can really bother me from time to time.
I had an appointment with a specialist today (thanks to my doctor after a year of waiting and forgetting) and after a bunch of questions and discussion and he giving me the choice of:
leaving it be, trying to change my diet slightly and see how it goes
or
Get the test, get some answers/clarity and have the "ammunition" to really make changes if need be.
So we discussed it a bit and me liking aspects of both sides, really didn't know what to settle on, so he eventually said he'd make the choice for me and that I should get the test.
Obviously, nobody wants four feet of ANYTHING shoved up their ass into their intestine, but hey he made a pretty good case for it, and truly, I've had these issues for a decent amount of time now (on and off) and to save myself anymore "what the fuck? this can't be right" feelings, I guess it makes sense.
I'm not even that worked up/grossed out about it, strangely.
I guess I get knocked the fuck out and he has his way with me (wouldn't be the first time a man did that to me, EH GUYS!!!?!" for around 15 minutes and then I "recover" for an hour before someone has to drive me home, while I'm still high as shit.
Then I get a night off work, so whatever.
Anyway, that's my post for the day. I can't wait to drink 4 liters of laxative the night before and shit my brains out.
How delightfully CLEANSING
posted by D. at 3:39 p.m.
1 Comments:
Fuck man!
Just make sure they sedate the fuck out of you. I had the test where they go in your throat done and it was bad, they never sedated me enough, so i remember everything. I cant imagine being conscious doing the opposite end.
God Speed my friend.
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