/face palm
I just decided why Facebook pisses me off so much (aside from it being slow)
looking at peoples pages is like walking into a kindergarten classroom....a classroom for retarded kids.
No, really, there's these little "my family" drawings with stupid stick figures and tons of other dumb pictures, add to that little activities which could only really entertain a retard and it's all so clear.
And it's like you're the parent of a retarded kid smiling and taking it all in but wondering to yourself "what the unholy fuck is wrong with you?!"
but then you remember and say to yourself "OH YEAH, YOU'RE RETARDED"
thanks for not letting me forget it, people.
looking at peoples pages is like walking into a kindergarten classroom....a classroom for retarded kids.
No, really, there's these little "my family" drawings with stupid stick figures and tons of other dumb pictures, add to that little activities which could only really entertain a retard and it's all so clear.
And it's like you're the parent of a retarded kid smiling and taking it all in but wondering to yourself "what the unholy fuck is wrong with you?!"
but then you remember and say to yourself "OH YEAH, YOU'RE RETARDED"
thanks for not letting me forget it, people.
posted by D. at 9:20 a.m.
10 Comments:
You crack me up.
waaah i still have dial up!
calm down, son.
missed the point entirely.
Good work.
pfffffft you miss the point!
face book > myspace * (infinity).
Its a social utility not a leave me alone in my dungeon where i fantasize about mass killing utility.
One day you'll get it son one day!
They need to make a Victims utility.
Little stick figures with cartoon blood representing your living targets and how they'll meet their untimely demise.
Looks like Trevor took his retard pills too.
Did you see me mention myspace anywhere in my original post? no, because I'm not arguing about which is better, douche nuts.
I'm also not arguing about it being a "social utility" so I don't understand why you even brought it up. (or the mass killing for that matter)
I'm arguing that 90% of the people who use it are fucking idiots, really.
I could write the same thing about myspace, but I didn't because this isn't about myspace.
End of.
Try and comprehend.
also what exactly is there to "get"?
I get that I can "connect" with people I never even really cared about in the first place. is that it?
big fucking deal.
RANT OVER.
Some people actually care (or like to pretend to care) about others and want to know what there doing? adding pictures of family and stuff is part of it.
Me being anti-social when it comes to most people this site is a plus. I can see how they're doing without actually talking to them haha weird but i kind of like it.
I just stated my opinion i prefer faecbook to myspace. It really had nothing to do with your rant, about how people are "retards" because they update life status, draw pictures of their family and share it with friends. which i dont really get because its the whole purpose of the site, its the purpose of all the sites like it.
don't get me wrong all this online shite is a waste of time. but meh, better than doing nothing.
Remember Sam Abdul hahah well he added me as a friend yesterday and lives in Vancouver now, i thought that was pretty cool. I never would of thought to look him up or anything but now next time i'm in Vancouver i might stop in or something.
Everyone to their own i guess.
yeah I guess if people want to spend their time pretending to care and post inane images and shit then whatever (seriously)
For me it will always be nothing more than a way to kill a few minutes a day.
also for the record my original post was me obviously (or so I thought) exaggerating my thoughts and being a cunt for the sake of it.
haha, At least tracy got that.
hahaha...
Well, I am SO quoting you on my FACEBOOK page now. Because this was hilarious.
haha..."what the unholy fuck is wrong with you?! OH YEAH, YOU'RE RETARDED."
echew, i got it, i was just being a jerk.
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